Advent Calendar: RATMAS!
RATMAS! RATMAS! RATMAS!
I know you are all waiting eagerly for news of how Ratmas went. I promise you they are fat and spoiled, as always.
If you want to see all the bits and bobs as they were posted, go ahead and check my Instagram feed. For a good summary of the whole shebang, read on.
Re-setting the rat cage is a multi-stage process. First you have to clean the cage. I have refrained from taking photos of that. Rats are adorably disgusting little creatures.
Step two is to actually decorate the little heathens' dens. Top cage is first; Casper and Mickie got dumped on the bed while I wiped down their house, including the ceramic floor tiles I put down to keep them from chewing through the cardboard floor and getting their toes eaten off by the cranky old man downstairs.
Nest boxes go in first. Then a layer of shredded paper. The local supermarket has a bin near the door full of coupon circulars, aka, free rat bedding.
His stocking is another fuzzy baby sock with the same Hershey's Kisses and cinnamon rice log thing as the Toon Bros. He has another tile atop the box to prevent him from shoving the lid off and getting stuck, and atop it is his taffeta tree. He was very interested -- I wonder if he remembers it? That's the same tree that was in the cage with him and his elderly Uncle Rude last year, and they don't get chucked in the wash unless the rats have gotten something disgusting on them.
He also got newspaper/butcher paper/tissue, but the photos were clearer without it.
The last step is to throw their special fuzzy velvet throw over the top of the cage, and string their Ratmas lights. The wires are very firmly taped to the front of the cage frame so the critters can't grab them, although the garland is just zip tied at the corners. The love dismantling mylar garlands, for I don't know what reason.
It looked even better as the room got darker.
The Toon Bros and Tseng do not get along, and cannot share the play area, so there was at least one rat in the cage at all times when I was trying to put the lights up. They are VERY ESTREMELY HALPEFUL FRENS. I cannot count how many times I nearly taped Mickie to the cage.
Finally, once everyone was back in their cages, I set up the play area as a teeny little chalet. White faux fur forms snow, fleeces inside the cave keep it warm enough to nap in when they're supposed to be exercising (TSENG), and the travel cage gets its own snow topper, padded ramp for Tseng's old-man feets, and holiday bedding with a bowl of snacks tucked inside.
Everybody then took a well-deserved pre-dinner nap, including me.
Naturally, they all sprang to life and woke me right the fuck up when it was Tiem Foar Fud.
Behold, Ratmas Dinner:
Two big bowls for the Bros, two small bowls for Tseng -- behemoth he may be, he is still only one rat. Everybody got some stuffing, some au gratin potatoes, a chunk or two of candied sweet potato, some corn, a brussels sprout, and a wee chunk of chicken. Each of the young'uns got a wing tip, Tseng got most of a drumette.
'Winner winner chicken dinner' is apt in this case. Tseng immediately grabbed his meat out of the bowl and waddled grumpily away to eat it, and Casper stole a wingtip and ran behind a box. Mickie, who I'm beginning to suspect doesn't really know how to rat, took a giant bite of candied sweet potato instead.
Tseng:
The Toon Bros:
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