NStar has apparently figured this shit out on its own. Sort of. There was already an orange thing on our porch this morning that indicated that they'd tried to reconnect us, but couldn't because the main breaker was still on. They hadn't contacted any of us or the landlady to ask us to turn it off, but I choose to see this as progress nonetheless.

Jazmin and I are pooling our limited funds to drink by candlelight tonight.