As promised, a photo of what happens when I sleep in cornrow braids, aided and abetted by the fact that it was 88% relative humidity in most of New England on that particular day:

Photo: Donovan Wilcox
Wardrobe: Suki's Dareware
I was not kidding about "Sheena, Queen of the Jungle". Probably doesn't hurt that there's a vintage fox fur stole hung around my neck.